Drew?! Drew, are you ok? You seem stressed out. All that being slutty and stuff has sort of caught up with you. Also, you look like you might be like 10,000 years old.
I saw that you've been firing people, Drew. And that you cheated on your man. With a fucking Yankee. Rly?
And now, oh god, hanging out with Gweneth Paltrow.
She's like half your age. Are you having sex with her and Dennis Rodman in some unholy threesome of gross? I bet you are, you nut-job.
I think it's about time for you to take a Kabbalah vacation.