Thursday, July 24, 2008

Yo Alli why do you hate mustard so much?

From Smoking Gun:
According to Utah cops, ALLI K was behind the wheel last month when a car pulled up to his SUV at an intersection. After gesturing to the 22-year-old ALLI K to roll down his window, passenger Stephen Cox asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?" ALLI K responded, police charge, by pulling a handgun from his glove compartment, cocking the weapon, and leveling it at the prankster's auto. "Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your f***ing windows up," ALLI K said, according to a probable cause affidavit.

Man Alli K, you are a bucking fitch if you can't take a joke. Which I know you can't.

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