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Showing posts with label Drew is useless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drew is useless. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Someone's a Little Stressed Out, Don't You Think?

Drew?! Drew, are you ok? You seem stressed out. All that being slutty and stuff has sort of caught up with you. Also, you look like you might be like 10,000 years old.



I saw that you've been firing people, Drew. And that you cheated on your man. With a fucking Yankee. Rly?

And now, oh god, hanging out with Gweneth Paltrow.


She's like half your age. Are you having sex with her and Dennis Rodman in some unholy threesome of gross? I bet you are, you nut-job.


I think it's about time for you to take a Kabbalah vacation.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Drew is a Lame and Boring Villain Who Will Lose in the End

Drew is Obadiah Stane, a dumber, fatter, more evil version of Tony Stark who is, of course SPOILER ALERT destroyed by Tony Stark in the Iron Man movie.

In this analogy, I am Tony Stark.

Who is Drew?

Drew is this guy (blurry. With the gun. In the back.):
SPOILER ALERT:

He dies.