I'm much smarter than Drew. I am also more attractive and more successful (except when she, through her whorishness and stupidity, makes my success impossible).
Drew is the Jesse Jackson to my Obama:
The Bill Clinton to my Hillary:
The John McCain to my John McCain:
But it is unlikely Drew will understand what I'm saying, as 1) She is dumb and 2) The instant she sees or hears her own name, she is reminded of her own tenuous existence and is compelled to take 30 pictures of herself.