Alli is the worst driver

yo Alli,
head's up, fyi, no offense but usually it's the hot tranny mess actresses that run over regular civilians on their bicycles (remember last week?), not the other way around.

Good job running over Lindsay Lohan right when she was totally sobering up and becoming a lesbian. What, couldn't stand a little competition (ur gay)?

It was either you or Shia driving, I couldn't really tell because you both look like 13 year old boys with terrible dye-jobs.