Alli Dick

Ugh, Andy Dick. No one is surprised that he gets nabbed for doing something skeezy, but there is definitely a little bit of shock that he was caught with an underage girl. I mean come on, who really thought Dick didn't like dick?

Alli sometimes reminds me of Andy Dick. I was shocked when I once caught Alli in the arms of another man (MY MAN) since she spent so much time calling me a whore that I just assumed that any display of normal sexuality scared her back to her Slater-Kinney hole. Like Andy, Alli's surprise foray into heterosexuality was painful, hilarious, and not a little bit nauseating to imagine.