Could be, since the hip-hop artist was recently arrested in Phoenix, not for gun charges, not for possession charges, but for stealing someone's identity to get out of paying a hospital bill.
That got me thinking.....how do I know that Alli is really Alli and not someone much cooler than Alli?
The similarities are startling:
-DMX's real name is Earl Simmons. Alli loves to sweat to the oldies with Richard Simmons.
-DMX is from Baltimore, Alli loves to talk through episodes of "The Wire" like she knows shit (she doesn't. Know Shit)
-DMX was arrested for animal cruelty charges, I know for a fact that Alli neglects her pussy (zing? gross)
DOPPLEHATERS
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