Drew is both the animals, I am the person sitting at home being like, "Why am I watching this?"

Alli loves to dance!

Go Alli go!

I might have a sweet job, but Alli doesn't give a fuck

Stop masturbating with risotto cheese Alli.

Oh Gross

Someone actually hired Drew. She's going to be blogging for Jossip now. Sorry Jossip! Hope you have insurance! Bitch insurance.

Drew's bio is depressing:

You can occasionally find me updating my other blogs with non-media gossip at Videodrew, and Dopplehaters, which I edit with my friend Alli.

DREW I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND.

Drew is an Optimist

Hey Drew, at least you're the best dumb bitch ever.

Drew is a Republican in 2008

Death to Drew

With this I will beat a thousand Drews.