Alli's mother deserves a better class of child

Did I ever mention how Alli's family looks NOTHING like her? I don't like to go around throwing terms out like "adoption" and "unwanted child of satan and steve buscemi" around, but you know what they say....
What they say is, if you have the number one movie in the world that is currently making more money than anything ever, you need to go home pronto and beat the shit out of your mom and sister. That's what Batman did, and I am sure Alli is going to take it to heart.


ROUND ONE: FIGHT!