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Showing posts with label DMX. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DMX. Show all posts

Monday, July 21, 2008

Is "Alli" really DMX in disguise?

Could be, since the hip-hop artist was recently arrested in Phoenix, not for gun charges, not for possession charges, but for stealing someone's identity to get out of paying a hospital bill.
That got me thinking.....how do I know that Alli is really Alli and not someone much cooler than Alli?
The similarities are startling:
-DMX's real name is Earl Simmons. Alli loves to sweat to the oldies with Richard Simmons.
-DMX is from Baltimore, Alli loves to talk through episodes of "The Wire" like she knows shit (she doesn't. Know Shit)
-DMX was arrested for animal cruelty charges, I know for a fact that Alli neglects her pussy (zing? gross)